Skyrim Meme

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*Flame Shields up* So yeah. I did this Meme so I get it off my plate and can continue with my Noivernman World.

1. Yeah. Argonian. I noticed there are not enough Argonians around. Also, this gives me the excuse to draw Anthromorphic lizards with T-Rex faces. The name is the Forest Gods' name we find in Sacred:Underworld.
2. This was my impression. I just woke up on that friggin' cart (Ahh! What's going on?!). My best guess is H'Runga'zz was just grabbed when he took a hike near the border or something.
3. It explains itself. I'm not somebody who pickpockets people or kills innocent. But shouting people off cliffs is awesome. 'FUSRODAH' 'Ahhhhhhhhhh' *splat*
4. I love them. Adrianne and Farkas would make a great Tag-Team, I think. And Paarthurnax, of course. Other than that I don't really have many NPCs I really loathe, with the exception of Grelod.
5. Just why is there this Marriage Thing in Skyrim? I'm never at home anyways, so why should I get myself a wife who keeps reminding me of that?
6. This quest was very therapeutic. The first time I wanted to find and kill Astrid was when she sicced assassins on my ass. And then she actually has the nerve to kidnap me while I sleep, lock me up in a dirty cottage and ask me to kill one of three people. I say shouting her off that stupid cupboard was completely justified.
7. Well, I love the Companions, I don't join the Stormcloaks because I'm no Nord and I learnt a bunch of magic tricks. I just wonder what the heck I'm doing in the Bard's College. My best guess? Death Metal.
8. The Seraphim of Sacred. She will kick asses all the way from Falkreath to Winterhold.
9. This explains itself, too. I really, really, REALLY love the first-person perspective, the music and the enviroment. You can look anywhere, you can go anywhere and you can do anything without having to wait. Oh. And of course the homes. Now I can finally collect everything I want.
10. a) Combat System. I'm so used to Sacred that I tried running head-on into a horde. I died, of course. After leveling for a bit and being constantly scared of being found, I just activated the God Cheat. Now sneaking is fun too, because there are no consequences of being discovered. Cheated maybe, but at least not frustrating.
    b) I solved that problem too: I just don't take anybody with me.
    c) I can't walk a step in Riften without some thief walking up to me and telling me to join the Guild. Even running away or cutting off the dialogue is useless. They'll find you.
   d) Thieves again. Why can't the game be at least somewhat consequent? If you can kill about anybody, why can't you kill the thieves? I tried, but these assholes just got up again after a while.
11. Skyrim really is a great game, but Sacred is simply better. There is no other game I know of where you can simply march right into a bandit lair, let them swarm you and then pick them off one by one- without losing very much Health. Also, while Skyrim does have a great enviroment, it is sadly too boring walking through there. I want combat- and slaying horde after horde of enemies is surprisingly therapeutic.